Who says the most liveable city is in the west? Culture doesn’t just live in museums

The Economist Intelligence Unit’s index claims Vienna is more cultured than Lagos.

But it is flawed and subjective

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A few months ago, I stepped out one morning and saw a coil of animal poo on the doorstep.

My mother and I spent a long time trying to figure out what sort of animal had done the deed.

We decided, in the end, that a fox was the culprit.

But it could also have been a racist.

The incident has occurred twice but as we’ve got rid of the evidence both times, we’ll never know.

I am not the only one who has had a similar experience in London.

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