Luckily for the world, the job isn’t available.
Only the British must suffer this reckless oaf.
- Tom Rachman
- The Globe and Mail
But, you might reply, Boris is so charming and so funny!
That is true.
He’s an entertaining shambles of English poshness: the haystack of befuddled blond hair, the old-fashioned elocution, his history of mischief that seems composed for a greedy biographer.
Yet his rise to power – during a crisis worse than any Britain has known since the Second World War – is a witticism that falls dead.
You wouldn’t want this man flying your plane.
Why would anyone…